Shawn B.'s definitions

no talent whatsoever

Can be said about MOST rappers today...

These people have no talent whatsoever:
50 Cent
Ashanti
Pastor Troy
Three-6 Mafia
Kelly Clarkson
Play
LFO

by Shawn B. June 1, 2003

the cutest thing since X-men underwear

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.

Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

Sesame Street

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!

Sesame Street is a classic

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

dumb monkey

A stupid primate who swings from trees, shoves berries up his butt, and flings his poop at people.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! the dumb monkey bit my nipple off!

by Shawn B. June 4, 2003

freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.

What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

bootie chaser

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.

Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

dingus

An utterly stupid person

That guy over there is a dingus. Don't listen to anyithing he says.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003