Shaun Walker's definitions

twonk

An annoying or strange bastard

Alfonso is a fucking twonk

by Shaun Walker July 25, 2008

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

Sven Goran Eriksson

A one man Scandanavian shagging machine, also the England manager

He's shagged more women than Sven Goran Eriksson

by Shaun Walker November 5, 2004

straightsexual

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit

I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual

by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

tranhobi sexualvite

It's a man who is bisexual, who has a sex change and is still bisexual, who is also a transvestite

Dave is a tranhobi sexualvite

by Shaun Walker January 17, 2005

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

fuckbreath

Where ones breath smells of/after the process of fucking.

"Get out of my face Dave you fuckbreath"

by Shaun Walker September 16, 2006