Like a Power Nap, when you have no time to waste and squeeze out a turd as fast as possible. Unlike other suggestions, this dump is normally performed at work, often with the consumption of fast food.
Tom couldn't hold the prairie dog while closing the deal, so he lied to the customer about "blowing his nose" so he could take a power dump!
by Shareeb4Prez February 28, 2011
When a man walks into a room and all the weak men's anuses pucker. Not a homosexual thing. Like when a dog humps another dog of the same sex.
Guy 1: Oh shit, here comes the boss. My asshole just puckered.
Guy 2: Obviously someone has established dominance.
Guy 2: Obviously someone has established dominance.
by Shareeb4Prez August 11, 2009
A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 02, 2014
1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas).
2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.
2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.
1. (two average Joes on Main Street)
John: I diversify my investments by spreading my dollars across many stocks.
Steve: Don't you realize you're gambling?
John: My stock broker says I'm not gambling.
Steve: Technically you're not gambling, but your stock broker is.
2. (two brokers on Wall Street)
Trever: Did you hear apple supply is up this year?
Dave: Sell! Sell! Sell!
Tever: But you didn't let me finish my ...
Dave: Buy! Buy! Buy!
John: I diversify my investments by spreading my dollars across many stocks.
Steve: Don't you realize you're gambling?
John: My stock broker says I'm not gambling.
Steve: Technically you're not gambling, but your stock broker is.
2. (two brokers on Wall Street)
Trever: Did you hear apple supply is up this year?
Dave: Sell! Sell! Sell!
Tever: But you didn't let me finish my ...
Dave: Buy! Buy! Buy!
by Shareeb4Prez February 23, 2009
1. HFCS is a refined sweetener made of corn. It causes a nerve ending in your brain to not detect when your stomach is full, which will lead to overeating. It also has a 1/3 chance of containing mercury.
2. HFCS, Dude!!!!
2. HFCS, Dude!!!!
by Shareeb4Prez May 07, 2009
This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.
The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.
If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.
If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008
A link some guy created when referring to "tldr." The fact you have clicked on this link probably means you have seen all there is to see on the Internet. Go outside, get some exercise.
Bob: I clicked on ˈæm·brɔ
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life
by Shareeb4Prez November 30, 2010