conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.
1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.
by Shard February 12, 2006
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Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
by Shard February 28, 2005
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Bowstaff

A misspelling of Bo staff. A medium length staff used as a weapon.
I’m a fuckin’ badass ninja with this here bo staff!
by Shard February 28, 2005
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family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.
Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.
by Shard April 21, 2005
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Neem

In first-person shooter video games: to kill using many bullets, as with an automatic weapon. It usually suggests that the victim is confused and runs around aimlessly being killed.
1) "GODDAMNIT! I just spawned, then got neemed by that twit with the dual SMGs!"

2) "Holy crap! That guy emptied an entire sniper rifle clip into me before I died!"
by Shard March 25, 2005
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rastreform

1. Organization from chaos.
2. rastreforming; the act of taking something chaotic or messy and making it very well-organized.
3. rastreformation; a configuration of things such that they are more organized than in other configurations
4. rastreformous; the quality of being well-organized
"This spreadsheet is a mess." could be followed by
"It need rastreform."
OR
"Send it back for rastreforming."
OR
"Get me a rastreformation."
OR
"Get me one that's more rastreformous."
by shard April 17, 2005
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KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR is a German Techno/Industrial artist known for donning a rubber alien mask and acting all angry, as well as writing amusing lyrics.

His music is quite ironic. He’ll play pretty heavy sounding industrial while chanting in a menacing voice about how you should eat vitamins and brush your teeth. Some of his favorite subjects seem to be “CRUSHING” things and “SYNTHESIZER POWER”.
KOMPRESSOR will crush fronting rappers with his SYNTHESIZER!
by Shard July 04, 2005
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