Shard's definitions

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

juggalette

A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.

Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?

by Shard October 27, 2006

Neem

In first-person shooter video games: to kill using many bullets, as with an automatic weapon. It usually suggests that the victim is confused and runs around aimlessly being killed.

1) "GODDAMNIT! I just spawned, then got neemed by that twit with the dual SMGs!"

2) "Holy crap! That guy emptied an entire sniper rifle clip into me before I died!"

by Shard March 25, 2005

box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

by Shard December 31, 2004

IIUU

Stands for "illegal, immoral, unhealthy, unsafe." Applies to a lot of things. Used by several youth groups as a mantra or a sign of solidarity or pledging. You'll often see graffiti of it in rough urban areas. Pronounced double I double U.

"Anything IIUU
Is something I will never do
Because it hurts me
And it hurts you"

by shard April 15, 2005

marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.

The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.

by Shard April 21, 2005

a twinkie

1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.

2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.

1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.

by SharD October 8, 2004