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Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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9/11

Every country star's dream. on 9/12 there were like 20 country songs on the radio....
terrible day....unless you were a country star...*cough cough* Toby Keith *cough cough*
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
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The Beatles

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"
SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies
The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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Ozzfest

I went to ozzfest and it is overrated shit.
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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Charles Manson

okay people, Charlie Manson wasn't satanist....for christ's sake....he was "acting on the will of god"...hell...some say he WAS GOD/JESUS...he worshipped god...he just had some messed up beliefs. He supposively ordered the death of Voycheck Frykowski, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebreing,Abigail Folger, Leno LaBianca, and Rosemary LaBianca...also Shorty Shea and Gary Hinneman...note my spelling may be a bit messed up.
Charlie was said to have ordered murder, even though all of the evidence is circumstantial, and there is no proof that he actually did order it.
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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