Sgt. Pepper's definitions

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

noob

term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.

needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob

igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

Mall Goth

Damn kids. They usually hate corporations and the machine...or the man...so they topple the corporations, the man, and the machine by going to hot topic and BUYING...yes BUYING a $40.00 anarchy t-shirt.......I know...it makes no sense.

DAMN THESE MALL GOTHS...damn them to hell.

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

The Beatles

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"

SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005