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Mall Goth

Damn kids. They usually hate corporations and the machine...or the man...so they topple the corporations, the man, and the machine by going to hot topic and BUYING...yes BUYING a $40.00 anarchy t-shirt.......I know...it makes no sense.
DAMN THESE MALL GOTHS...damn them to hell.
by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005
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Helter Skelter

1. A Kick ass Beatles song about an amusement park ride.

2. Charles Manson's messed up belief that the world would end with a race war between blacks and whites where the blacks would kill all of the whites(Except for Manson and his "family" who would be hiding in the bottomless pit by then). Manson states that the problem with the blacks in control is that they wouldn't know what to do because all they've ever known how to do was what "whitey" tole 'em to. So they would seek out Charlie in the bottomless pit and make him king of the world.

3.Pure and total chaos.
1.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

2."Blackie won't know what to do after he's killed whitey, so he'll seek us out. When he finds us he'll be like 'massah, we don't know what to do' and I'll take blackie by the hand and rub his wooley little head and say 'it'll all be okay' and they'll make me their king." ~Charles Manson~

3.After the tickle me elmo hit the shelves it was all Helter Skelter in the shopping centers
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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Nickel Creek

A band that has origins in bluegrass music. Nickel Creek has expanded their sound and strayed from conventional bluegrass music. Their first album(the self titled one) was more of a traditional bluegrass sound. Their second album "This Side" pushed the boundaries of bluegrass music and explored more of the pop genre. Their thrid album, "Why Should The Fire Die" was pretty much acoustic rock. The group consists of Chris Thile-Mandolin, bazouki, lead vocals Sara Watkins-Lead vocals, fiddle, violin and Sean Watkins-Guitar and lead vocals.
Where can a teacher go
Wherever she thinks people need the things she knows.
Hey those books you gave us look good on the shelves at home
And we'll burn one in the fire teacher when in rome.
~When In Rome by Nickel Creek~
by Sgt. Pepper June 17, 2006
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Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...
by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007
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teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies
The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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south park

A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.
Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.
by Sgt. Pepper June 17, 2006
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