Sgt. Pepper's definitions

noob

term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.

needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob

igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

Mall Goth

Damn kids. They usually hate corporations and the machine...or the man...so they topple the corporations, the man, and the machine by going to hot topic and BUYING...yes BUYING a $40.00 anarchy t-shirt.......I know...it makes no sense.

DAMN THESE MALL GOTHS...damn them to hell.

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...

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by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007

The X-Files

not a show....the show...the x-files was awesome. It was the story of Agend Fox Mulder and agent Dana Scully. They investigated UFOs and such. Kicks the crap out of CSI any day...

**as frogs are falling from the sky**

Scully:Frogs are falling fromt the sky.

Mulder:Parachutes must not have opened.

by Sgt. Pepper May 30, 2005

The Beatles

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"

SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005