Sexydimma 's definitions

methylphenidate

the non vox populii name for Ritalin

most people from the ignorant masses methylphenidate under its generic, ubiquitous, name instead of opening an organic chemistry book

by Sexydimma May 24, 2014

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015

conversashön

Politically conservative conversation about real life social issues like crime, poverty, etc.

Let's not listen to the left's propaganda and start a civilized conversashön

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

dump-clothes

a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma November 9, 2012

to save your Obamatanic

related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic:

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your own political legacy when you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b) to save your political legacy before saving the decadent morality of your own political party

if you're Barack Obama, G-d may only know how to even try to save your Obamatanic, both definitions a) and b) in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016

park pussy

(not to be confused with pussy park): a jailbait prostitute girl from a ghetto neighborhood who picks up her clients at the local park, a park also frequented by local drug dealers, homeless people and people with mental health issues

if you want park pussy you should probably go to the Parc du Bois de Boulogne in Paris

by Sexydimma September 29, 2017