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Someone who doesn't give a shit and has no pride. Someone who hates themselves and masturbates to the thought of women holding him down because he is to depressed to be nice to women and he eats to much food and shits a lot.
Jeremy hates himself because he is to depressed to respect women so he jacks of to women holding him down and the only thing he takes pride in is eating Mexican food and taking a big ass shit on the toilet. What a piece of shit!
by Seth Martin Dresser May 14, 2018
Get the Piece Of Shit mug.A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.
Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!
by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013
Get the Apathetic Jackass mug.Someone who has a whatever attitude and shows apathy towards people during a conversation. Anyone who doesn't care about anyone and ignores everyone because they just don't give a shit.
I told Jay that I wanted a divorce and he said "Whatever I don't care." He just didn't give a shit because he is an asshole with no empathy.
by Seth Martin Dresser September 28, 2018
Get the Asshole mug.Someone that doesn't do anything for society. Anyone who doesn't give a shit and wastes their life and would just walk past someone who needed help because they would rather fuck off and get drunk and fuck shit up.
Joe doesn't help his retarded brother pay his bills because he is to busy getting drunk and having sex with prostitutes! What a fucking piece of shit!
by Seth Martin Dresser February 11, 2014
Get the Piece of shit mug.When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018
Get the I don't give a shit mug.Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone or anything. Anyone who has the opportunity to be successful but chooses to throw it all away because they don't care about life. Anyone who is 40 and still lives at home with their parents because they have no goals in life and can't maintain relationships because they have no empathy and choose to watch porn all day.
Peter lives with his parents because he wasted his life sitting on his ass masturbating in his room everyday. He chose to be a failure due to his apathetic outlook on life and his only goal in life is to eat spicy food and take a massive shit. What a fucking loser!
by Seth Martin Dresser July 31, 2018
Get the Loser mug.Someone who bags groceries and ignores all the customers while looking angry and depressed. Usually very quiet because they give the silent treatment to everyone when pissed off.
When Cam was bagging groceries he placed all the items in plastic bags. The customer changed his mind and told him to put them in paper bags. He got upset and was very quiet the rest of the day sulking about the situation. He is a sulking bagger.
by Seth Martin Dresser March 10, 2020
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