Sacrete is the sweat that a nutsack produces as one of the top excretors of the Excretory System.(Feet and nutsacks combine to do 70% of the daily sweat secretion the human body needs to do to survive.)
I can't believe he wore white pants on a day as hot as this when he knew we'd be outside most of the day and his balls were going to sacrete heavily considering his balls would sacrete if he was stuck in a meat locker all day long.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
A Mitchnutro is an ejaculation from a male penis that is equal to or greater than 2 fluid ounces(59ml) in volume.
Next time you decide to mitchnutro on me could you aim for my chest instead of my eyes? Is it in my hair? It is isn't it? You mitchnutro'd in my hair that I just had styled 3 hours ago, next time your jacking off an hour before we have sex. Nobody can mitchnutro twice in a day can they?
by SenorSauce April 23, 2021
Why does it seem like a Daggle of Doug's only has to cross the street when I'm late for my meeting with my probation officer?
by SenorSauce March 08, 2023
A Rescuedawg is a person you can hire to accompany a group of travelers in cities like Bangkok to keep a member from the group from hooking up with a female impersonator that does not want to engage in such activity. Rescuedawg's are also used by groups on vacation in Nicaragua to spot any girls that may be trying to engage a member of the group but might be under the age of 14 which is the legal age to be a prostitute in Nicaragua.
I think we should get a Rescuedawg to go out with us tonight so we can enjoy ourselves and not be worried if a girl is not legal because I don't want to spend 5 years in a Nicaraguan prison because we were too cheap to get a Rescuedawg and I made a bad decision.
by SenorSauce May 13, 2024
A Werd is when you are walking along in the woods enjoying nature and you feel a terd coming out and you can't stop it so you have to take a Werd, you have no choice.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
Did she find out about you being In-Fidelity when she went home to Saskatoon for the weekend? "No, and she won't know that I was In-Fidelity unless you or I tell her. Fidelity doesn't remember anything from that night after she was kicked out of Club Shamalamadingdong." Oh, I don't know nothing about anything, but I might have told Myles. See ya!
by SenorSauce September 10, 2024