A Werd is when you are walking along in the woods enjoying nature and you feel a terd coming out and you can't stop it so you have to take a Werd, you have no choice.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
West Oklahoma Pussy, this is the handle part of Oklahoma which is said to be the toughest place in America to get some pussy and even if you spot some bagging and tagging it is rarely accomplished and usually the risk far outweighs the reward.
The two young adventure travelers had spent 3 days driving back and forth in the panhandle, from Wheeless to Slapout. 160 miles of depressing highway looking for WOP or just signs of human life and they were giving it one more try and then it was home to Idaho and it looked like they wouldn't even sniff any WOP.....But that was before..........(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
by SenorSauce January 14, 2025
Why does it seem like a Daggle of Doug's only has to cross the street when I'm late for my meeting with my probation officer?
by SenorSauce March 08, 2023
MDB is the universal warning acronym for a guy to alert another person that they may be close to engaging in a first time sexual encounter with that they have larger than average genitalia dimensions. MDB stands for "My Dick Big", which covers up to 10 inches, anything over ten and MDH, My Dick Huge, should be used as there is a big difference between a 7 inch one and a 10 and a half inch. Just think of a size 10 shoe and a size 13, or a size medium shirt and an XXL. Sometimes the acronym UDB, U Dick Big?, may be used proactively in which case the acronym, LGFO(Let's Go Find Out) can be used.
I just thought I should give you a heads up just in case you decide that you want to have sex with me. MDB..... "UDB?" Yep, MDB. "Not UDH?" No, no, not huge, just MDB.
by SenorSauce February 17, 2025
A musical genre mixing Be-bop jazz instrumentation with doo-wop style singing that started in the Pocono's in the early 80's and quickly spread to upstate New York and Toronto where it remains popular in the curling club scene.
The annual Be-wopdoo-boparooza 3 day festival in Romulus attracts people and Be-wopdoo-bop bands from as far away as Toronto and has been headlined by Styx for 9 years in a row even though they play to an Applebee's happy hour type crowd they play the first night and are all gone by 10 am on day two.
by SenorSauce February 02, 2024
Sacrete is the sweat that a nutsack produces as one of the top excretors of the Excretory System.(Feet and nutsacks combine to do 70% of the daily sweat secretion the human body needs to do to survive.)
I can't believe he wore white pants on a day as hot as this when he knew we'd be outside most of the day and his balls were going to sacrete heavily considering his balls would sacrete if he was stuck in a meat locker all day long.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021