Senator Assface's definitions

MTV

Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.

Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

Colorguard

Cheerleading for the girls who weren't hot enough to be cheerleaders.

Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

bruce lee

Another way to spell his name is b.a.d.a.s.s
He could kick Norris' ass. He did in one of his movies....I forget which one. He probably still could kill Norris...and he's been dead for like 30 something years...

Bruce Lee will punch a hole through yo face bitch.

by Senator Assface July 18, 2006

jrotc

A group that personifies the word "tool". Recruits strut around school acting like they're all badass and better than everyone else because of their uniform. However most of them (if not all) are pussies, so if you do indeed call them a tool to their face, don't expect them to do anything more than say something as original as "fag".

Hey look it's a group of JROTC! Fucking tools...

by Senator Assface October 6, 2007

catch22

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam

Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

chuck norris

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.

Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

the killers

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.

Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.

by Senator Assface September 6, 2006