ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".
The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!
by Senator Assface October 23, 2007
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MTV

Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.
Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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jrotc

A group that personifies the word "tool". Recruits strut around school acting like they're all badass and better than everyone else because of their uniform. However most of them (if not all) are pussies, so if you do indeed call them a tool to their face, don't expect them to do anything more than say something as original as "fag".
Hey look it's a group of JROTC! Fucking tools...
by Senator Assface September 22, 2007
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Soccer Hooligan

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.
Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
by Senator Assface August 29, 2006
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ja rule

punk....ass....bitch.
I'm not much for G-Unit...but they're a whole-fuckin-lot better than that punk bitch Ja Rule and Murder Inc.
by Senator Assface August 26, 2006
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the killers

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.
Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.
by Senator Assface September 04, 2006
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chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.
Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!
by Senator Assface August 06, 2006
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