Senator Assface's definitions

chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".

The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!

by Senator Assface November 8, 2007

America

The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.

Yeah, America is pretty much going down the drain.

by Senator Assface February 12, 2007

chuck norris

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.

Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

catch22

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam

Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

bruce lee

Another way to spell his name is b.a.d.a.s.s
He could kick Norris' ass. He did in one of his movies....I forget which one. He probably still could kill Norris...and he's been dead for like 30 something years...

Bruce Lee will punch a hole through yo face bitch.

by Senator Assface July 18, 2006

the killers

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.

Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.

by Senator Assface September 6, 2006