Senator Assface's definitions

chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".

The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!

by Senator Assface November 8, 2007

MTV

Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.

Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

the killers

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.

Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.

by Senator Assface September 6, 2006

bruce lee

Another way to spell his name is b.a.d.a.s.s
He could kick Norris' ass. He did in one of his movies....I forget which one. He probably still could kill Norris...and he's been dead for like 30 something years...

Bruce Lee will punch a hole through yo face bitch.

by Senator Assface July 18, 2006

Colorguard

Cheerleading for the girls who weren't hot enough to be cheerleaders.

Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

catch22

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam

Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006