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the killers

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.
Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.
by Senator Assface September 6, 2006
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depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.
Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.
by Senator Assface September 9, 2006
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republicriminal

Republicriminal scum...
by Senator Assface September 18, 2006
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Highschool

Hell on Earth. Almost nothing positive comes from it. You're degraded, humiliated, ignored ,ect. The few girls who are actually good looking are dumber than a box of rocks, and further prove that girls want the guy who will treat them the most like shit over the one who won't. Everyone there acts like they are non-conforming or unique, or whatever the fuck they like to believe, despite it being far from reality. High school is also barely different from middle school despite what everyone tells you. There are still those stupid "cliques", there are still assfucks whose sole task in life is to make yours hell, and there are still stupid whores. The only differences are that you can leave campus, few people, if any, actually give a shit about you or what you do, drugs, sex, and alcohol start to become part of reality, and you also get less time to do the stupid work because you're trying to balance out the time between that,the job you'll probably have, and the assholes that are the closest things to friends you'll have.
Welcome to highschool! Enjoy your final four years of hell before collage!
by Senator Assface November 2, 2006
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TI-84 Plus

It keeps math from being a pain in the ass!
The TI-84 Plus is the Aryan race of calculators.
by Senator Assface January 26, 2007
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ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".
The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!
by Senator Assface November 8, 2007
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jrotc

A group that personifies the word "tool". Recruits strut around school acting like they're all badass and better than everyone else because of their uniform. However most of them (if not all) are pussies, so if you do indeed call them a tool to their face, don't expect them to do anything more than say something as original as "fag".
Hey look it's a group of JROTC! Fucking tools...
by Senator Assface October 6, 2007
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