Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.

Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 14, 2008

McWindfall

When McDonald's accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget.

I counted up my six-piece chicken nuggets and discovered a McWindfall.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 11, 2008

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 21, 2009