32 definitions by Secret Agent Man

Low income female, generally living in impoverished conditions (though not necessarily a trailer) whose welfare system includes governmental sources as well as various menfolk seen in the residence at odd hours.
That new chick in the apartment next door? She's got to be a trailer ho. She has like five kids and there's at least that many daddies I see over there all the time.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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The magic material Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four invented so that superheroes wouldn't shred / burn / rip up their clothing when they used their superpowers. Now used figuratively to mean some material that you just can't get rid of or rip up.
The shrink wrap on this CD must be made out of unstable molecules.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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Child's euphemism for 'shit'. Up until the late 1990's, about the strongest version of 'shit' you could refer to on network TV (Family Feud, 1970s).
Richard, can I say 'doo doo'?
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.
They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.
Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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