hose

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.
The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.
This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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stoner

A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.
Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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doo doo

Child's euphemism for 'shit'. Up until the late 1990's, about the strongest version of 'shit' you could refer to on network TV (Family Feud, 1970s).
Richard, can I say 'doo doo'?
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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disneyfication

To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.
They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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Mode

Taken from electronic devices, which can operate in one or more 'modes' and thereby restrict their possible actions to a few options. Applied to humans, this usually is used as a suffix indicating 1. their normal thinking and reasoning abilities have been overridden by something they're 'hung up' on; or 2. their normal drives and ambitions have been replaced by a possibly irrational desire for some particular thing.
I tried talking to him about science, but he just went into Religious Wacko mode and started spouting scripture.

Watch out, those two are in geek mode.

No, I don't want a burger, I'm in burrito mode.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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