Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Chow

This is a long haired dog known to be viscious and dangerous.

This can also be used as a one word description saying you got cheated on with, by someone. Used as a noun and verb.

Can be said as: chow, chowed, chowing

I thought I loved that girl but she ended up being a chow.

I caught my wife chowing with her sancho.
I found out my girl chowed my best friend on my bed.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

Flapper

A word to describe a woman's vagina based on an abnormal amount of extra skin that will fold in on itself when trying to insert your penis. Also used to describe a woman's used up vagina when she is outside naked on a windy day.

No bro. Don't fuck her. She's got a flapper. She's flying a flag down there that's had its fair share of salutes.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

She likes it in her ear

This a nice way of saying a woman doesn't like giving head because she turns her head every time a dick is in her face.

Man, my girl don't like giving head!
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Lurky Herpe

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.

In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016