This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤
There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 03, 2016
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Get the Lurky Herpe mug.This a nice way of saying a woman doesn't like giving head because she turns her head every time a dick is in her face.
Man, my girl don't like giving head!
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 02, 2016
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No bro. Don't fuck her. She's got a flapper. She's flying a flag down there that's had its fair share of salutes.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 01, 2016
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Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016
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Also why you don't see a school for blind hair stylist.
Also why you don't see a school for blind hair stylist.
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Man my nigga, my niggleboo sucked my dick and made me a sandwich!
Damn nigga, I wish my niggleboo was bout it like that!
Damn nigga, I wish my niggleboo was bout it like that!
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