Sean's definitions

fridge owl

An owl that lives in the refridgerator. It will eat your food and drink your milk.

Dang, hon, we've got a fridge owl in the fridge! I thought this was supposed to be an "owl free fridge"!

by sean September 21, 2003

Kraigy

Very rare breed of human. Often confused with an albino. Known to love sound and likes sex like rabbits do.

Oh my God, that guy's a Kraigy.

by Sean July 24, 2003

van bramer

A woman with a party favor for a bush.

I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.

by Sean November 18, 2003

Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."

by Sean August 13, 2004

crankas

someone who has hiv's

by sean January 16, 2003

kopperstad

When someone pretends to be "fucked up"

Dude, Steve pulled a major kopperstad at my house the other night, he was acting wasted after three beers.

by Sean December 8, 2004

puerto rican princess

A prostitute. Deragatory.

That slut is a real Puerto Rican Princess.

by Sean June 14, 2006