lightpost 

A post that holds a light.

The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!

lightpost by Sean October 29, 2003

litpost 

The littest post around. Cringe.

Anna: “Hey, Pal”
Eitan: “Litpost zoned”

litpost by bananabanana April 8, 2021

lightstep

Certain elements in Canadian pop sensation LIGHTS's music that makes the song sound like dubstep, when it is just dubstep-influenced. Exclusive to LIGHTS only.

Everybody Breaks A Glass, Where the Fence is Low, Fourth Dimension (in the album Siberia)

Normal people: Distorted basslines! Dubstep!
Fans (LASers): LIGHTSTEP

lightstep by iheartlights October 13, 2011

The Gordon Lightfoot 

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

The Gordon Lightfoot by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

Lori Lightfooted 

1: The inability to partake in social events or outings in response to Lori Lightfoot's extensive safety countermeasures enacted, aimed towards "flattening the covid curve". This is a term most applicable to those closer to downtown Chicago, but also to those who live within nearby areas.

Can also be shortened to just "Lightfooted", however this is an actual word with a totally different meaning. In this case, "Lightfooted" must be used in a bummed tone.

We would've gone to the club for my birthday, but we were Lori Lightfooted

Lori Lightfooted by CrippiEinstein April 14, 2020

Gordon Lightfoot 

Folk/Country Folk singer popular in the late '60s and early '70s. Best Song - "If you could read my mind". A beautiful timeless song.

Wow, did you hear Gordon Lightfoots best song "If you could read my mind"?

Gordon Lightfoot by Tighsamhradh October 11, 2006

Litpost 

A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further

Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"

Litpost by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021