Sean's definitions

sh-art

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out much like. Used in the movie along came polly.

We got to go I just sharted.

by Sean February 23, 2005

cum shot

When you have an orgasim and you cum and it shoots all over the place.

When she took my dick out of her mouth and started jacking it off i blew my load all over her face and past it.

by Sean February 23, 2005

ampt

a sweet ass skateshop

man, ampt is a sweet ass skateshop.

by Sean February 25, 2005

satori

best whell company ever.

satori is sweet and so is humboldt county. go tigers.

by Sean February 25, 2005

skateboard

The inability to know ones phsysical boundries.

holy shit! Call the ambulance!

by sean February 26, 2005

kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

by Sean February 26, 2005

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005