negative ass

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.

"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

good lord! choke

An exclamation uttered with amusing frequency in 1950s E.C. horror comics, usually by characters confonted by an unspeakable horror or their own impending demise.

"The innkeeper -- is a flesh-eating -- GHOUL! Good Lord! Choke."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

whistle dog

An obscure selection on the menu of fast-food mofos A&W. It's like a hot dog, but with more enthusiasm.

When the customer ordered a whistle dog, the clerk cringed as he fished one out of the warmer oven. Those mofos were 42 months old!

by SeaBat June 13, 2006

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

bf

Noun.

Bitch Face.

The check-out girl at the corner grocery is a big fugly BF.

by SeaBat June 10, 2006

do a drama

To make a scene in public.

"Don't do a drama now, we're in the middle of the mall & everyone's lookin'."

by SeaBat June 10, 2006

mowlf

To consume something in large, hasty bites.

"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006