SeaBat's definitions

mowlf

To consume something in large, hasty bites.

"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."

by SeaBat June 14, 2006

go time

When the time has arrived to undertake a task (often unseemly, difficult, or requiring courage), at which point there is no going back.

MacBeth screwed his courage to the sticking point and approached Duncan's sleeping form, his dagger poised for the killing blow. It was go time!

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.

"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.

"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

rose hole

The worst euphemism ever for "asshole".

First emerged circa 1995 in an erotica novel entitled "Fairy Tale Stories for GrownUps," and has made intermittent guest appearances in other coy, female-penned soft-porn literature since that time.

Cinderella, wearing only glass ho heels, begged the Prince to sock it to her rose hole.

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

mining green gold

(Adj.)
Picking your nose and often, by association, the eating of that found therein.

"Little kids are notorious for mining green gold."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006