SeaBat's definitions

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

spur posse

A group of jockish, high school ass hats who came to notoriety in the early 1990s for use of a "point system" to publicize the number of girls they had sex with.
The controversy was in the fact that half the girls counted were either raped or otherwise sexually violated in some way by the group.
A common scenario was the "spur posse" would descend upon lone individuals and let the group animal go nutz.

The spur posse enjoyed giving each other long, lingering blowjobs in the rec center locker room. And raping people.

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

old warthog

Ref: Literary. "Revelation" by Flanner O' Connor.

The insultingest insult ever!

"Go back to hell where you came from, you old warthog."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

do a drama

To make a scene in public.

"Don't do a drama now, we're in the middle of the mall & everyone's lookin'."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

mowlf

To consume something in large, hasty bites.

"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."

by SeaBat June 14, 2006

sonic youth

The oldest band out there with "Youth" in the title. But they own my ass, your ass, and all ass everywhere at any time.

"Sonic Youth has provided the soundtrack to my life and they do still be still rockin it live from 9 t 5 with RATHER RIPPED. Hell yeah-uh!"

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006