Part the pink sea

Vaginal sex.

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016

Dutch Supersoaker

To give a rusty trombone at the moment of ejaculation.

I gave Spencer a dutch supersoaker. He was not pleased.

by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 06, 2014

dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016

Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016

Cornhole

It's a good word. A solid word. A man's kind of word. It has a masculine sound. Everything is polished now. "Anal rape". Bullshit. Cornhole.

Well Steve, after the perpetrators killed him it looks like they rolled him over and cornholed him 30 or 40 times.

by Señor Heisenberg August 13, 2016