Definitions by Señor Heisenberg

Part the pink sea 

Vaginal sex.

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

Part the pink sea by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016

Hulu and Rimjob 

The true follow-up to Netflix and Chill and AM Radio and chill. To watch hulu and give a rimjob.

20 minutes into hulu and rimjob and she give you this look.

Hulu and Rimjob by Señor Heisenberg August 22, 2016

Cornhole

It's a good word. A solid word. A man's kind of word. It has a masculine sound. Everything is polished now. "Anal rape". Bullshit. Cornhole.

Well Steve, after the perpetrators killed him it looks like they rolled him over and cornholed him 30 or 40 times.

Cornhole by Señor Heisenberg August 13, 2016

Dutch Supersoaker 

To give a rusty trombone at the moment of ejaculation.

I gave Spencer a dutch supersoaker. He was not pleased.

Dutch Supersoaker by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016

Dutch Hair Gel 

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

Dutch Hair Gel by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

dutch candycane by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

dutch paperweight 

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

dutch paperweight by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016