Scott's definitions

drunk fuck

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.

Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.

by Scott May 17, 2004

stonkers

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.

"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"

by Scott February 9, 2005

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

rtft

Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.

B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.

by Scott March 29, 2005

viel

Greatness beyond all possible comparisons.

v. viel
adv. vielly

Don't doubt it.

v. The joyous sound of the wind and the waves breaking on the shore last night was amazingly viel.

adv. I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert last night, it was vielly good.


Or you can use a combination of the verb and adverb. ie: I made sweet love down by the fire last night, and it was vielly viel.

by scott June 1, 2004

prussocked

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.

This past weekend I got prussocked.

by scott January 19, 2005