Scott's definitions

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

bluey

A Liverpudlian way to say a £10 note.

Got Change Of A Bluey So I Can Buy That Gram 'O' Weed Kidda!

by Scott February 28, 2005

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

whoremail

what hotmail is when it sucks

fucking whoremail wouldnt sign me in

by scott May 13, 2005

sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

by Scott June 23, 2004

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004