Scot's definitions

percussionist

1) Someone who plays percussion instruments (i.e. Keyboards, snare, bass, tenors, timpani). Not someone who plays drumset (that is a drummer). A percussionist is well versed in all percussion instruments.

I'm a percussionist so I don't just play wannbe drumset for some rock band.

by Scot December 10, 2004

Western Band Association

An organization based mostly in Central and Southern California that organizes and oversees, competitions, parades, and concerts for high school bands.

See also: Southern California School Band and Orchestra Association and Bands of America

Our band is in the Western Band Association.

by Scot December 10, 2004

World of Pageantry

A website (www.worldofpageantry.com) that specializes in marching band, drum corps, colorguard, etc, news. The most popular part of this site is the forums actively used by mostly California residents, but is open to anyone. It is often abbr. as WoP.

I love posting on the World of Pageantry forums!

by Scot December 10, 2004

WoPoster

A variation of Wopster. Any person who posts on the World of Pageantry or WoP forums. Most Woposters are a band geek.

Dude, you are such a WoPoster, stop being so obsessed.

by Scot December 10, 2004

Filthy Raymond

A “filthy Raymond” is a vulgar provocateur who takes pleasure in delivering explicit, sexually graphic, and disgustingly detailed remarks while performing lewd, boundary-violating acts such as crude pranks or public groping, all intended to provoke shock, discomfort, and revulsion in others. This individual is vividly compared to a crusty sock stuck beneath a mattress—perpetually sticky, emanating the stench of poor choices, and marked by unsavory experiences, reminiscent of a reckless, blackout weekend in Reno.

“I woke up hungover, the kitchen smelled like burnt Hot Pockets and lube, and there was a Filthy Raymond passed out on my couch wearing my bathrobe with no pants — again.”

by Scot April 7, 2025

percussion

1) Any instrument that is played by striking or hitting.
2) A section in a band or orchestra, in which the players strike the instrument to play it.
3) Not a drummer.

1) What instrument do you play? I play percussion.
2) Everyone listen back to the percussion for tempo, because its right on.

by Scot December 10, 2004

glock

short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.

I played the glock in the ballad.

by Scot December 10, 2004