Definitions by Schnazzle G
Shit from a Butt
Shit from a Butt by Schnazzle G January 5, 2026
Shit Your Shat
Shit Your Shat by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025
Just a Diet Coke
What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.
Just a Diet Coke by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017
All-Star Band Member
The oldest, middle-age band member who plays music with the other teenage band members, hoping to get famous and leave their crappy day-job. These blokes have a short temper and are the most immature of the members, frequently throwing tizzy fits about minuscule obstacles that might hinder the fame they deserve.
"Dude, who was that guy who just threw a tantrum over the argument not directed towards him?"
"Oh, haha that's Qis, he's an All-Star Band Member"
"bro, I thought he spilt his non-concentrated juice for a second there"
"Oh, haha that's Qis, he's an All-Star Band Member"
"bro, I thought he spilt his non-concentrated juice for a second there"
All-Star Band Member by Schnazzle G January 24, 2017
McBitch
McBitch by Schnazzle G December 29, 2016
Cup of Mo
decaffeinated coffee; a.k.a. Decaf; The loophole for Mormon coffee drinkers that want to get into the celestial kingdom but don't want to sacrifice their hot drink. This beverage has all the properties of coffee without the naughty drugs inside it.
Thomas S. Monson never starts his day without a good ol' Cup of Mo so he can be up and ready to battle Satan's forces in the Latter Days.
Cup of Mo by Schnazzle G December 16, 2016
Brownie Pit
Brownie Pit by Schnazzle G November 14, 2016