ScOtT's definitions

rtft

Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.

B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.

by Scott March 29, 2005

melbourne

a cheap version of sydney

man this place is worse than melbourne

by scott January 27, 2005

prussocked

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.

This past weekend I got prussocked.

by scott January 19, 2005

loaded

Word used to describe being very rich and having everything you want.
Can also be used to describe a large penis.

1. That kid gets a $1000 dollar allowance. He is so loaded. Lets jack his ass.
2. That boy could please a blue whale, he's loaded in the pants man.

by Scott August 27, 2004

John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

by Scott August 18, 2006

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004