Definitions by Savage creep

Vietnamese stealth piss 

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

Vietnamese stealth piss by Savage creep December 12, 2022

Laser guided pissile 

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

Laser guided pissile by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Torpoodo 

When you do a poo whilst swimming

I was in the swimming lane at the local pool and launched a torpoodo on my 10 lap

Torpoodo by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Poo chimney 

The chimney created by your shirt that allows poo air to hit you in the face when you are doing a shit

Just went and did a shit and God damn my poo chimney was pungent

Poo chimney by Savage creep November 23, 2022