Satan's definitions

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

instagoth

Someone who thinks their gothic because they wear black lipstic and wear hottopic clothes.

Sk8ErChk: LyKe OmG! HoTtOpIc HaD tHe CuTeSt PaIr Of BoNdAgE pAnTs EvEr! *FaInT*

by Satan October 31, 2003

repetitive

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

don't smoke crack!!!!!!!!!

by satan May 13, 2005

mordok

Allmighty sun god

has three loyal followers, God, Jesus and Satan

by Satan May 31, 2003

poaja

The slang term for annihilate, genocide, or massacre

i committed poaja.

by Satan December 31, 2003

death

The end of all that is living.

Yay, were doomed!

by Satan December 16, 2002