Satan's definitions

Red Sox

Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.

Oh are you a red sox fan?

Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.

Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!

Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.

Curt Schilling is our savior

He is also the biggest faggot too.

Hey i have a tiny dick

Yea you must be a Red Sox fan

by Satan January 22, 2005

Patrick Star

A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............

SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!

by SATAN December 27, 2004

Zoop

Strangest. Game. Ever.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!







zoop

by Satan January 10, 2003

shotgun

The art of drinking bruskies really fast. Done by poking a hole in the bottom of a beer then cracking open the top whilst sucking the hole.

Fuckin' Giv'r, shotgun those brews you pussy!

by SATAN March 1, 2005

poaja

The slang term for annihilate, genocide, or massacre

i committed poaja.

by Satan December 31, 2003

Parenthisis

"(" or ")"

"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"

by Satan December 16, 2002

rush limbaugh

An overweight conservative radio talk show host that likes to consume large amounts of prescription pain medication.also see Junky

Rush Limbaugh is a hypocrite

by satan October 5, 2003