Satan's definitions

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan January 7, 2005

cassette

Something that you saw strung along the side of the highway back in the old days. See also 8 track.

"Someone tossed an old cassete out the window and that shit was strung a mile down the road."

by satan January 20, 2003

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

riba

Slovenian for "fish". Commonly used in relation to mothers.

Tvoia mama ye riba!

(Your mother is a fish).

by Satan January 23, 2004

kwijbo

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape

Used by Bart in an episode of the Simpsons
while playing Scrabble with his family.

Homer Simpson is an PERFECT example of a kwijbo.

by Satan January 4, 2005

Parenthisis

"(" or ")"

"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"

by Satan December 16, 2002