california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 20, 2003

dinge queen

One who prefers "Negro Male Sex Partners"

Commonly found in jails

That Dinge Queen just had sex with Bubba.

by Satan January 04, 2004

rush limbaugh

An overweight conservative radio talk show host that likes to consume large amounts of prescription pain medication.also see Junky

Rush Limbaugh is a hypocrite

by satan October 05, 2003

off da heezie

off the hook; great.

Yo my kicks are off the heezie.

by Satan August 11, 2003

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.

He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.

by Satan March 18, 2005

kwijbo

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape

Used by Bart in an episode of the Simpsons
while playing Scrabble with his family.

Homer Simpson is an PERFECT example of a kwijbo.

by Satan January 04, 2005

wasta

1. Person of caucasian decent imitating aspects of rastafarian religion whilst not holding beliefs. Much like term 'wigger'.
2. Name of white reggae/ punk band.

That white boy says he's a rasta but doesn't care for jah, what a wasta.

by satan June 15, 2004