Brisco

Satans Bestfreind so don't mess with him. Also the best person in the world.

Your mom

by Satan March 18, 2004

red sea

what happens every month for women

Joe: MAN DAT BAITCH MUST BE BLEEDIN THE RED SEA

by satan November 19, 2003

hell

Consider the following: Earth.

Your not living in heaven.
Life on earth is hurtful, mean, tormenting.

by Satan February 11, 2005

papa time

When father comes and touchs you in that certain way, in that certain place.

"I have to get home in time for PAPA time or else dad will kick my ass"

by Satan April 19, 2004

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 09, 2003

eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.

*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"

by Satan November 07, 2003

durham local

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

by satan February 28, 2005