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california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.
Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.
by Satan October 20, 2003
mugGet the california potato chipmug.

riba

Slovenian for "fish". Commonly used in relation to mothers.
Tvoia mama ye riba!

(Your mother is a fish).
by Satan January 23, 2004
mugGet the ribamug.

double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her
Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?
by Satan January 7, 2005
mugGet the double baggermug.

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.
Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.
by Satan March 25, 2005
mugGet the ass is grassmug.

mordok

Allmighty sun god
has three loyal followers, God, Jesus and Satan
by Satan May 31, 2003
mugGet the mordokmug.

death

Yay, were doomed!
by Satan December 16, 2002
mugGet the deathmug.

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.
He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.
by Satan March 18, 2005
mugGet the The Diarrhea Songmug.

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