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If the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street was a female and a lesbian I bet her name would be SnuffaMuffagus.
by SassyJax01 May 16, 2011
Get the SnuffaMuffagus mug.Another word for a Booty Call, Fuck Friend, Fuck Buddy, or Friend With Benefits.
This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
James: Who can I call tonight for a piece of ass? Everytime I call Ava she wants to talk about dating me after I blow my load in her dirty Vaj.
Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Sluddy Buddy mug.Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Get the Cougar Cooter mug.People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
Get the Hick Ebonics mug.A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
Get the Cum Guzzling Twat Blister mug.A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.
Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.
by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011
Get the Shadow Box mug.A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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