Definitions by Sarcia26

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

Jazz Finger by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Dramatic Accident 

When the timing of accident is such that it happens at the same time as something dramatic

Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!

Dramatic Accident by Sarcia26 January 29, 2020

aunt dough 

Yeast infection

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!

aunt dough by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020

Misinformemetion 

When a meme spreads misinformation

That meme about Trump getting a third term was absolute misinformemetion!!

Misinformemetion by Sarcia26 December 20, 2019

Clumsy Butt-ler 

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

Clumsy Butt-ler by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019

asslaughter 

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

asslaughter by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Sloppy Waffle 

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

Sloppy Waffle by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019