Sarcia26's definitions

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Dramatic Accident

When the timing of accident is such that it happens at the same time as something dramatic

Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!

by Sarcia26 January 29, 2020

aunt dough

Yeast infection

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!

by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020

Misinformemetion

When a meme spreads misinformation

That meme about Trump getting a third term was absolute misinformemetion!!

by Sarcia26 December 20, 2019

Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019