Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sarcia26

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

Jazz Finger by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

When the timing of accident is such that it happens at the same time as something dramatic

Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!

aunt dough by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020

That meme about Trump getting a third term was absolute misinformemetion!!

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

asslaughter by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!