Sarcia26's definitions

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019

Misinformemetion

When a meme spreads misinformation

That meme about Trump getting a third term was absolute misinformemetion!!

by Sarcia26 December 20, 2019

Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

aunt dough

Yeast infection

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!

by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020