112 definitions by SarasPlayroom.com
Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....
One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
by SarasPlayroom.com October 6, 2009
A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
by SarasPlayroom.com September 2, 2009
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
by SarasPlayroom.com June 11, 2010
An anorexic vegetarian for whom vegetarianism is just another way to obsess about their eating habits and to justify their denial of eating foods to themselves or in front of other people.
The true sign of an anorexitarian is instead of saying: "Two slices of pizza has more calories than I eat in a week" - the anorexitarian will say: "I cannot eat this black olive and spinach pizza because the pizzeria does not have a separate pizza oven for vegetarian or vegan pies. Pepperoni may have touched my pizza."
by SarasPlayroom.com November 26, 2010
Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by SarasPlayroom.com August 20, 2009
Overhand motion vs. regular underhand motion for masturbation. Often done just to 'mix it up' when jacking off.
Girl to Another: I caught my boyfriend jerking off, it was like gross. He was doing it like this (girl imitates motion). What does that mean?
Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
by SarasPlayroom.com August 22, 2009
A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
by SarasPlayroom.com July 3, 2009