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Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

B.C.

Before the Cash. Someone's lack of cash status, usually a man, and usually someone who has potential, but is at poverty or just above poverty level then hits it big: wins the lottery, gets a record deal, major league sports deal, sells his dotcom or biz, inherits money, and then is rolling in the cash.

Golddiggers try to spot the B.C. guys so that when the B.C. guys hit the cash, the golddiggers will be right there, ready to pounce.

by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009

Cobra Foam

Another slang term for gizz, cum, sperm, semen, etc.

Unbelievable how much Cobra Foam some male porn stars shoot....

by Sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.

Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010

2ff

Text-ese for Too Fucking Funny

Texter: We made the frat pledges do the Double Dutch Rudder on each other, then we tossed the first rudder cummer

Response: OMG LMAO 2FF

by sarasplayroom.com October 9, 2009

Pin Arms

Thin arms on a man, usually on a wimp, showing that the wimp never works out, has never done a push-up or pull-up or lifted weights, has no bicep or tricep muscle definition. May be adept at playing video games, but does no physical exercise.

Check out the Pin Arms on that wimp on the beach, what is he even doing here, he's going to get laughed off the beach by those hot chicks over there....

by sarasplayroom.com July 12, 2009

DoomDar

The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.

Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?

Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue

Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational

by sarasplayroom.com December 11, 2009