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Live-aboard

Both a noun and a verb, referring to someone who lives aboard a boat, e.g., 'They live aboard their boat' or 'he is a live-aboard'. Can be temporary or permanent, for the length of a dive, vacation, season, lifetime or retirement. If of a more permanent nature, refers to someone who likes the carefree lifestyle associated with living on a boat vs. the responsibility of living in a dwelling on land
One to another: My Dad is retiring soon and he's going to sell his house and become a live-aboard.

Another: No way!

One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
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Pussy Pool

The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.
One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite

Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.
by sarasplayroom.com November 23, 2009
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Fag Sitter

Girl who will accompany a wanna-be fag on his forays into bars or clubs to find a gay man to play with.
Jessica is such a fag sitter. I don't know why she agrees to go out with Chad while he shops for tops at gay bars.
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009
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Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
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Tuna Tune-up

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
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Guidosis

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming
One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009
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