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A person, usually a guy, who appears capable of carrying out a task assigned to him, states he is capable, in fact, maybe even brag he is capable, but who fails miserably, and secretly perhaps even covets the negative attention from the failure
Dude is such a Delroy! Even a douchebag could have gotten everything on this shopping list for the party. Epic fail again and where did all the money we gave him go? He was short on the cash, and claimed he lost receipts. A Delroy can't be trusted to do shit.
by sarasplayroom.com November 7, 2009
Get the Delroy mug.When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Get the Cobra Foam mug.Girl to Another: I'm so sore....
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009
Get the Beef Trombone mug.The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.
Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Sofa Circuit mug.Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick
Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009
Get the Taffy Pulling mug.A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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