Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 03, 2009
A sex term indicating a white man doing a white girl doggy-style where his dick is small to average in length. The white man can't really thrust or do long strokes, so he just pulls out a little bit on the out-stroke so he pathetically doesn't pop out, but tries to ram the girl really hard on the in-thrust, trying to make her feel like she is really being fucked, when she's not. Hence he is doing the lame, mechanical White Boy Stab.
Girl to other Girl in Club: Whatever you do, even tho that dude is cute, do not let him do you because I can tell you from the depths of small dick hell, all he can do is the lame White Boy Stab from behind.
by sarasplayroom.com June 29, 2009
by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
by sarasplayroom.com July 06, 2010
A person, usually a guy, who appears capable of carrying out a task assigned to him, states he is capable, in fact, maybe even brag he is capable, but who fails miserably, and secretly perhaps even covets the negative attention from the failure
Dude is such a Delroy! Even a douchebag could have gotten everything on this shopping list for the party. Epic fail again and where did all the money we gave him go? He was short on the cash, and claimed he lost receipts. A Delroy can't be trusted to do shit.
by sarasplayroom.com November 07, 2009
Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.
The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
by sarasplayroom.com December 28, 2009