Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Santa

binghamton

A place where all the super-elite fuckbags from NYC (who live with their heads up their collective asses because "It's NYC dooood!, it doesn't sleep!") send their disinfranchised children with their brand spanking new cars to school because they spent the better part of their high school career neck deep in bong water. Since their too fucking ignorant or poor to get into NYU...Rich mommy and daddy send them upstate to a state school where they can bitch and moan about such mundane things as the weather while pulling out another 50 bucks off mommy's credit card to buy pot and cocaine for another evening of "Who can kill themselves quicker"

We don't like you either fuckers.

If this pissed you off, then you

by Santa May 13, 2005

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Bonesaw

I medical tool docters use for organ doners.

Nurse, please pass me that bone saw.

by Santa December 27, 2002

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owtf

the alternate way of saying Oh, What the fuck?

Person 1:owtf, you did not get get pwnt.
Person 2: Yep, I got PWNTZ.
Person 1: Go pwn yourself, n00ber.

by Santa October 14, 2004

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houston3

not available.
word can only be used with owns and can be positive only.

houston3 owns ......
or
houston > *

by Santa June 4, 2003

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Crasian

1. A crazy asain
2. A not so popular snack made from combining rasians and cranberries.
3. A person made by combining Asians and cranberries.
4. Wu.
5. Chen.
6. Tentacle Rape.
7. I enjoy cake.

Wu sure is a crasian!

Whoa! That sex was craisian!

I've made the perfect new human. I call it...Crasian! A cranberry flavored Asian!

Cake is good.

by Santa November 20, 2003

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