Samurai Sam's definitions

BULLSHIT ARTIST

1) Republican politician.
2) Conservative talk show host or author.
3) Fox News employee.

Did you listen to Dubya's State of the Union Message last night? What a bullshit artist!

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006

Redwhitencrue

Moronic shit for brains.

I just stepped in a pile of redwhitencrue.

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006

Nigger fortune cookie

A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.

Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!

by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006

stupid conservative

Redundant term. All conservatives are stupid.

Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.

by Samurai Sam September 16, 2006

styrocen

1. Dumbass who knows nothing about music...after all, only a dumbass would call the Beatles overrated yet be obsessed with Linkin Park.

2. Another name for excrement.

1. Styrocen wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass.

2. Be careful, my dog left a big pile of Styrocen on the sidewalk.

by Samurai Sam October 2, 2006

Republican

1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.

2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.

They are commonly found in any of the following places:

a. Prison

b. Gay or redneck Bars

c. Mental Institutions

d. Trailer Parks

e. Country Music Concerts

f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows

g. Underneath Outhouses

h. Gun Shows

i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)

The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"

by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006