22 definitions by Samuel Adams

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by Samuel Adams February 9, 2005

orgasmic

something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.

emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!

by Samuel Adams February 3, 2005

ass bass

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.

nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!

by Samuel Adams February 10, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by Samuel Adams February 22, 2005

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by Samuel Adams January 27, 2005

creamtastical

something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...

fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*

by Samuel Adams January 27, 2005

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by Samuel Adams January 30, 2005