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a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.
greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
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fart spackler

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someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.
joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!
by samuel adams February 8, 2005
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whap

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when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.
marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!
by samuel adams February 5, 2005
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croch pheasant

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insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
by samuel adams February 4, 2005
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whack spackle

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when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
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cunt crevase

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the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.
chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
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bishop beater

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someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.
bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
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