rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023

Fug

When you hug someone or something as if you are fucking it!

"Look at Nick on the dance floor "fugging" Jessica!"

"My dog likes to "fug" my stuffed teddy bear"

"what rymes with hug me!"

by Sambiase September 20, 2013

Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

by Sambiase November 18, 2013

me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.

Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!

by Sambiase August 14, 2024

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!

Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!

by Sambiase December 13, 2016

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!

Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"

by Sambiase January 10, 2014