scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.
My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.
by Sambiase January 25, 2023
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Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
by Sambiase September 07, 2016
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rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.
Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.
by Sambiase March 17, 2023
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Fug

When you hug someone or something as if you are fucking it!
"Look at Nick on the dance floor "fugging" Jessica!"

"My dog likes to "fug" my stuffed teddy bear"

"what rymes with hug me!"
by Sambiase September 20, 2013
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Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.
Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.
by Sambiase November 18, 2013
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Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.
I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase February 16, 2018
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G-Man

The right guy to do the job & get it done right! Hard worker and faithful. Always on time and mindful of others. Respects the opinion of others, even though he may night agree with them. Focused, but a day dreamer, as he always wants to better himself and the work he does for others. Willing to bear all the elements, but never lose his dignity. If you need to count on somone, it's G-Man!
Man! That guy got all the work done in have the time! What a G-Man!
by Sambiase October 28, 2010
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