Definitions by Sambiase

Brend

The end slice of a loaf of bread. Also known as simply the end piece, crust, butt or bum.

I hate it when I go to make a sandwich and all that's left is the "Brend". Drives me nuts!

Brend by Sambiase June 15, 2021

Covid-Finger 

When someone points out that you are going in the wrong direction in a Covid marked aisle. When someone points to their face that a: you are not wearing a mask, b: they are not wearing a mask as a sign of rebellion.

I was walking in the grocery store when someone gave me the Covid-Finger and looked down at the arrow letting me know that I was walking in the wrong direction!

Covid-Finger by Sambiase September 27, 2020

TikTok Toe 

When woman unknowingly show their camel toe while doing a TikTok. Camel toe on TikTok.

Virginia just posted her dance on TikTok and what could I see her TikTok Toe!

TikTok Toe by Sambiase January 31, 2020

diktok

A man over 40 that likes or follows a hot girls posts.

Derek likes red bikinis on Tiktok and and always presses like! What a Diktok!

diktok by Sambiase November 8, 2019

Olympic Sex 

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

Olympic Sex by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

Gassy-ass by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Tesla donuts 

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!

Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!

Tesla donuts by Sambiase February 2, 2019