scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.
My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.
by Sambiase January 25, 2023
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
by Sambiase July 18, 2013
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!
by Sambiase July 30, 2013
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G-Man

The right guy to do the job & get it done right! Hard worker and faithful. Always on time and mindful of others. Respects the opinion of others, even though he may night agree with them. Focused, but a day dreamer, as he always wants to better himself and the work he does for others. Willing to bear all the elements, but never lose his dignity. If you need to count on somone, it's G-Man!
Man! That guy got all the work done in have the time! What a G-Man!
by Sambiase October 28, 2010
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Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!
by Sambiase February 03, 2019
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Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.
I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase February 16, 2018
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Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
by Sambiase September 07, 2016
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