Definitions by Sambiase

Brend

The end slice of a loaf of bread. Also known as simply the end piece, crust, butt or bum.

I hate it when I go to make a sandwich and all that's left is the "Brend". Drives me nuts!

Brend by Sambiase June 15, 2021

Covid-Finger 

When someone points out that you are going in the wrong direction in a Covid marked aisle. When someone points to their face that a: you are not wearing a mask, b: they are not wearing a mask as a sign of rebellion.

I was walking in the grocery store when someone gave me the Covid-Finger and looked down at the arrow letting me know that I was walking in the wrong direction!

Covid-Finger by Sambiase September 27, 2020

TikTok Toe 

When woman unknowingly show their camel toe while doing a TikTok. Camel toe on TikTok.

Virginia just posted her dance on TikTok and what could I see her TikTok Toe!

TikTok Toe by Sambiase January 31, 2020

diktok

A man over 40 that likes or follows a hot girls posts.

Derek likes red bikinis on Tiktok and and always presses like! What a Diktok!

diktok by Sambiase November 8, 2019

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

Gassy-ass by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Olympic Sex 

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

Olympic Sex by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Tesla donuts 

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!

Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!

Tesla donuts by Sambiase February 2, 2019