Sambiase's definitions

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!

by Sambiase September 2, 2013

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

Sog

The dirty wet film on the surface of flip flops after a long hot summer. The stinky wet film on the bottom of your shoes after wearing them for a long time, especially without socks.

Ryan Seacrest had his flip flops stolen at the beach and he warned the thief that they were old and covered in Sog.

by Sambiase September 1, 2022

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

PRNDL

A statement as to how life is treating you, plans for the day, how things are going; using the gear position of an automobile; Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Low. As a way of expressing what you are doing or feel about yourself.

So what’s the Prndl? I’m parking it for the day, don’t feel like doing much. Oh I shouldn’t have said that! “prindle”, (wanting to reverse what was said).

by Sambiase March 3, 2025

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

by Sambiase February 28, 2018

Stoptional

what most people think about stop signs and stop lights. Approaching a stop sign and rolling without barely stopping or not at all continuing through the intersection as if no one is looking; as if it’s a right to choose with to stop or simply continue through without consequence.

The stop sign in front of my house is Stoptional; might as well have no sign there at all.

by Sambiase September 22, 2025