35 definitions by Sambiase
by Sambiase May 22, 2017
When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
by Sambiase December 13, 2016
When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
by Sambiase February 3, 2019
by Sambiase November 18, 2013
A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
by Sambiase September 7, 2016
The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.
Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.
by Sambiase March 17, 2023
A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.
by Sambiase March 27, 2015