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Definitions by Sam is a Dick

rice fever 

A hardon for Asians. This is a common affliction among white guys.
The Beatles were a great rock group til John caught the rice fever and it was all over.
rice fever by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

ReNAMBLAcans 

A perjorative towards Republicans in the wake of the Mark Foley scandal.
ReNAMBLAcans is one of the ways the Democrats plan to take the House in 2006.
ReNAMBLAcans by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Ann Coulter

Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.
That Ann Coulter is better hung than a horse, and uglier.
Ann Coulter by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.
We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.
trophy minority by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
Word of the Day on March 5, 2019

high-functioning neurotypical 

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.
This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

sheepshagger 

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.
That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.
sheepshagger by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.
The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.
rainperson by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006