Sam is a Dick's definitions

sheepshagger

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.

That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

WoW diet

The weight loss that sometimes accompanies playing of WoW.

Wow, I forgot to eat again! It's the WoW diet.

by Sam is a Dick September 25, 2007

rice fever

A hardon for Asians. This is a common affliction among white guys.

The Beatles were a great rock group til John caught the rice fever and it was all over.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

chafer

An erection in briefs.

Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.

by Sam is a Dick October 28, 2006

Jesse Jackson

He is the emperor of black people.

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.

by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007