A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.
by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016
A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016
Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.
After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.
by Sacramento Solon December 23, 2016
Max lost his bet on the Heavy Weight champion, complaining to his buddies, “That boy wasn’t just fast, he was chicken quick, champ couldn’t lay a glove on him!”
by Sacramento Solon January 20, 2019
An angry out of control drunkenness that has the high potential for someone to get in trouble or hurt, as if Zeus himself got drunk and decided to take his wrath out on mortal men.
Theodore woke up in the morning with severe anxiety, as he knew the Greek Typhoon he experienced after the 10 shots of tequila Should have landed him in jail instead of his bed.
by Sacramento Solon January 19, 2019
Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.
by Sacramento Solon December 23, 2016