Sacramento Solon's definitions

chicken quick

Natural speed with fast reflexes that is often accompanied by the herky jerky motion of a chicken.

Max lost his bet on the Heavy Weight champion, complaining to his buddies, “That boy wasn’t just fast, he was chicken quick, champ couldn’t lay a glove on him!”

by Sacramento Solon January 20, 2019

greek typhoon

An angry out of control drunkenness that has the high potential for someone to get in trouble or hurt, as if Zeus himself got drunk and decided to take his wrath out on mortal men.

Theodore woke up in the morning with severe anxiety, as he knew the Greek Typhoon he experienced after the 10 shots of tequila Should have landed him in jail instead of his bed.

by Sacramento Solon January 19, 2019

Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.

SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.

by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018

Bolillos

Spanish slang term used to describe skinny flabby ass on fat person that resembles two small Mexican bread rolls called Bolillos.

Lisa wanted to take a chance on Fat Sam but instantly regretted her decision when he disrobed and she saw his Bolillos.

by Sacramento Solon February 4, 2017

Leprechauns Lullaby

Term based on Irish folklore used to describe a deep beautiful sleep one has after suffering through a horrific hangover.

After suffering through a day of the Midget Hitter's hangover, Petey curled up in bed and drifted off into the Leprechauns Lullaby. Midget Hitter

by Sacramento Solon January 9, 2017

Leprechauns Lullaby

Term, based on Irish folklore, that describes a deep powerful sleep one encounters after suffering through a massive hangover. hangover

After spending a full day reeling from drinking whiskey at the office party, Petey curled up in bed and prayed for the Leprechauns Lullaby.

by Sacramento Solon January 6, 2017

Sasquatch Snooze

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

by Sacramento Solon January 5, 2017