by Sarah August 12, 2004
A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.
by Sarah September 02, 2008
A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.
"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."
by Sarah July 18, 2004
by sarah November 24, 2003
Michael Stipe
Alan Rickman
John Malkovich
Benjamin Netanyahoo
Much harder for guys to come up with oddly pleasurable womyn, as womyn in music, entertainment, journalism almost always must be very attractive. Possibly-Frances McDormand
Alan Rickman
John Malkovich
Benjamin Netanyahoo
Much harder for guys to come up with oddly pleasurable womyn, as womyn in music, entertainment, journalism almost always must be very attractive. Possibly-Frances McDormand
by Sarah December 07, 2003
a really cool, punk dude that is really fucking hott that sarah cotton is in love with and always will be in love with
Keenebean is SEXY!
by sarah April 06, 2004
Blond bitch with NO TALENT WHATSOEVER. Very, very overrated. Doesn't even write her own friggin' songs. Can't sing. Sounds like a nasal Lindsay Lohan. Can't act either. (does lots of sighing). Somewhat chubby. Big slut. (she stole Joel) Fug as hell. Resembles a blond toad. Song lyrics are very cheap and shallow. (eg. 'my blond hair is everywhere!')
by Sarah February 21, 2005