SaRaH's definitions

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

cop

a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell

That cop pulled me over in my porsche, searched my car and took my pot....fucking cunt.

by sarah April 23, 2003

oh my hottness

what i said when i saw JP Gwaltney for the first time. I meant to say "oh my goodness" but said "oh my hottness"

Lauren: hey theres jp
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind

by Sarah September 28, 2003

fuzz butt

Jailbait, especially one wearing the short skirt popular this summer

"We were looking for chics but they was all fuzz butts."

by Sarah August 12, 2004

pimp

One who sells women for a profit, not to be confused with a player, who attempts to take said women

I think yous my hoe so I'm your pimp

by sarah November 24, 2003

Hou Danny

When your having a great time,Dancing, Drinking, Partying with friends, and then, BAM!
You dissappear like a whirlwind, out the door and to the closest bed.

Where did danny go?
He must have pulled a Hou Danny!

by Sarah March 30, 2005

fob

fresh off the boat or fresh of the border, whichever you choose.

you look like a FOB in those clothes

by Sarah December 24, 2003