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axe wound

a pussy on its period
Sophia had a big axe wound i could see it on her pants.
by Steve November 8, 2004
mugGet the axe woundmug.

Your Wife, My Bopper

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)
Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK
by Steve July 21, 2008
mugGet the Your Wife, My Boppermug.

nakor

nakor is another word for a sexy french boi who loves to f**k a guy named Steve
oh gawd its nakor! steve run!!
by Steve January 16, 2005
mugGet the nakormug.

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now
by Steve January 25, 2005
mugGet the midnight golfermug.

crust punk

1. Referring to the style of metal-influenced political punk born in the 80s in england by bands such as Amebix, Axgrinder, and Deviated Instinct.
2. A punk who listens to crust music and dresses "crustie" ie: all black, studded denim jacket or vest, and a plethora of band patches and pseudo-politcal slogans. Other common features included dred mullets and homemade tattoos.
We went and saw an awesome crust punk show in someone's basement last night! We were surrounded by about 40 smelly kids with dogs and studded vests drinking 40oz's, and the music was so loud my ears bled. It was great!
by steve May 19, 2004
mugGet the crust punkmug.

Yoda

The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda
by Steve September 20, 2005
mugGet the Yodamug.

guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.
Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!
by Steve March 19, 2005
mugGet the guard pigmug.

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