Definitions by SNAKE

Creative 

Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:

-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.

Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.

Creative by Snake December 9, 2005

Langer 

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

Langer by Snake November 24, 2005

Mitsurugi

Coolest character from the Soul Blade/Soul Calibur series of computer games. In versions sold in countries banning samurai culture, is replaced by a character named Arthur (who looks the same, only has blonde hair and an eyepatch).

Based on the real life Miyamoto Musashi.

Mitsurugi hacked up Kilik with his katana.

Mitsurugi by Snake November 5, 2005

Nunchuk-Gun 

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.

I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.

Nunchuk-Gun by Snake November 5, 2005

sandbag 

Derogatory Naval Reserve term for any member of the Army Reserve.

He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's only a sandbag.

sandbag by Snake October 26, 2005

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

Jack Point by Snake October 1, 2005

iPod 

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

iPod by Snake September 25, 2005