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cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
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Freddy Krueger

A filthy child murderer. He kidnapped and murdered dozens of children in the town of Springwood. He also raped prostitutes. He was a disturbed child who would kill hamsters in his spare time.

Later tracked down by the children of Springwood in his boiler room. They burnt him alive and now he haunts the children of elm street's dreams. He wears a red and green sweatshirt and brown fedora. He also has a razor glove. If he kills you in your dreams your dead in real life!

Has faced off against: Nancy Thompson, Jesse, Kristin, Alice, and Jason Voorhees.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you...
by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005
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TV Party

Basically a party where everyone watches tv, eats junk food, and gets drunk off their asses all night.

Mentioned in the famous Black Flag song "TV Party".
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE A T.V. PARTY TONIGHT...ALRIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A T.V. PARTY ...ALRIGHT...TONIGHT!
WE'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO,
THAN WATCH T.V. AND HAVE A COUPLE OF BREWS" - Black Flag "TV Party"
by SLAYTanic March 2, 2005
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Metalhead

A person who listens to heavy metal non stop.

Attire:
-Jeans. These can be found baggy as shit, or tight (veteran's style). Blue or black.
-Band shirt. Usually black with band logo or picture of band smeared across front. Concert shirts are a norm, they're a badge of honor.
-Hoody. Black, band logo.
-Chain. Long chain hanging from pants to scare the preps.
-Piercings. Traditional ear piercings are casual. Eyebrow is accepted as well.
-Hair. Either shoulder length or shaved.

Location: At Heavy metal concert or asleep in bed. At school can be found wandering the hallways playing airguitar, headbanging violently, or muttering, "infamous butcher, Angel of Death!!!"

Trademark: Quick flash of devil horns with hand to random victim.

Accepted bands:
-Metallica
-Slayer
-Lamb of God
-Pantera
-Mudvayne, etc...
Shawna: "Where's Kevin?"
Sebastian: "He must be at the library"
Zack: "Are you kidding me? That Metalhead is at the motherfucking SLAYER conert!!!"
by SLAYtanic January 29, 2005
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cigar

What cigarette smokers don't know they're missing. Try Phillies Titan cigars.
mmmmmmm, cigar, tastes like candy
by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005
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Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
by Slaytanic December 11, 2004
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