git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."
by simon January 22, 2004
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kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.
Omai wa kami wa usagi des!
by Simon April 03, 2005
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touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
by Simon April 20, 2006
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dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.
by Simon January 26, 2003
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hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.
jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.
by Simon September 17, 2003
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ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.
HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!
by Simon January 11, 2004
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kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign
ive been kapping off school
by simon December 22, 2004
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