SHawn's definitions

neckdrape

a mullet;
the flap of hair that hangs down, like a mudflap, that effectively covers the douchecan's back neck preventing sunburn and picking up women!

Damn, it is 2004 and my brother still has that tired ass neckdrape! If he ever cuts that off, he will need some SPF 300 to protect his neck...

by shawn January 17, 2004

LoJa

sombody who gets his/her chain nicked and skeet'd on by ben afleck

"yo fifty stole my shit (sobbing)
hey ben gili sucked ass

by shawn August 4, 2004

F.A.N.I.T.A.

Abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga In The Ass.

man i wanna F.A.N.I.T.A. so badly, it hurts.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Irrelevancy Sitdown

An irrelevancy sitdown it a situation that becomes rediculous due to the actions of the person performing the task or because the task was not useful.

After I went through all of the trouble of filling out all the information in my browser, it crashed, and therefore was an irrelevancy sitdown.

by Shawn January 21, 2004

bitch face killa

a girl who's glare would kill you if you were not wearing your anti-whore armour

The bitch face killa made me cream my drawers with her glance in my general direction

by Shawn March 13, 2003

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005

hooka

A bong where a numerous number of stoners can hit all at once out of more many hoses.

Shawn- David, come take a hit out of this new hooka with me and Mike.
David- Mind if i bring Jordan along for the fourth hose you got?

by Shawn July 22, 2004