SHawn's definitions

shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

by Shawn February 24, 2004

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

social d

Abbreviation used by fans for legendary punk rock band social distortion.

Social D. are amazing Mike Ness seems to get better with time.

by shawn December 22, 2004

ooiiuu

a collection of weird textbooks

a bookcase of physics books

by shawn August 26, 2003

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

bitch face killa

a girl who's glare would kill you if you were not wearing your anti-whore armour

The bitch face killa made me cream my drawers with her glance in my general direction

by Shawn March 13, 2003