SEAN's definitions

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

curtain call

a return to the lavatory for an 'encore dump' or a 'second sitting'

wow, i just had to have a curtain call with that one

by sean February 7, 2005

ks

short for "que es?" in spanish.
it originates from a '90s/00's spanish television network called Telemundo.

it was basically a spanish seasame street. in one skit, a giant monster would show a common item such as a glass of milk and then ask the contestants, "que es?"

this became so gay after repeated viewings that it has been abbreviated to a more phonetic english spelling of simply, 'KS'.

when someone says something really stupid or ask a totally befuddling question, it would be appropriate for a response of a long drawn out, "K......S?"

Mike: Can you please pass me that from him. It's right over there by that thing. I want to take this and place it on top of that.
Sean: KS?

by Sean May 8, 2003

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

by Sean May 9, 2004

pnats

a kind of bug that is anoying

get thease freakin nats away from me

by sean August 21, 2004

designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.

by sean January 9, 2005

dorrington

a sacred character used with an other name to create a hot and sexy being. The word 'dorrington' can also be used at times of pleasure as an expression of ones feelings towards another.

That 'name' dorrington is looking at me.

by Sean February 18, 2005