oh my hottness

what i said when i saw JP Gwaltney for the first time. I meant to say "oh my goodness" but said "oh my hottness"

Lauren: hey theres jp
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind

by Sarah September 28, 2003

cop

a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell

That cop pulled me over in my porsche, searched my car and took my pot....fucking cunt.

by sarah April 23, 2003

square bear

a person who's stupid, boring, lame etc...

he's a fuckin square bear!

by SaraH April 24, 2005

Spedtard

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard

You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!

by Sarah March 06, 2004

Rusty Menorah

When you give a girl a rimjob while simultaneously shocking her

Ben Seward likes to give every GL in ALOT rusty menorahs.

by Sarah April 19, 2005

Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

by Sarah April 01, 2004

flautin

Aggravating and/or Irritating display of a white ass cracker bitches money and wealth....see republican bitch

Mary's fluatin ass really pisses me off

by Sarah December 29, 2004