SAM's definitions

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

DIDO

same as what the other person in the conversation said.

what are you doing? nothing. Diddo

by Sam May 10, 2004

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004

hedwin

originates from the young man Ed-the-head. named edwin has a humogous head.
full name edwin-the-HEDWIN

Hello edwin the hedwin, how do you do
(normally followed by 'git lost you big freaks!')

by sam February 13, 2004

losa

The shortened version of loser, said exactly the same and means the same thing.

Man shes a losa!
Yeah i know!!

by Sam August 8, 2004

Wal-Mart

Hell Hell on Earth. Eternal brimfire.

I am lost in Wal-Mart.
Wal-Mart is a place of eternal misery.
The devil rules Wal-Mart.

by Sam December 13, 2004